The Christmas Song

The Jacksons


Complexity: 74 Readability: 67.53   Sentiment: 24   Word Count: 128   Unique Words: 93
Original Lyrics Munged Lyrics
Merry Christmas
Merry Christmas
Merry Christmas to... you
Chestnuts roasting on an open fire
Jack Frost nipping at your nose
Yuletide carols being sung by a choir
And folks dressed up like Eskim
...
[bulk of lyrics omitted for copyright reasons]
Merry Christmas
Merry Christmas
Merry Christmas too ... yew
Chestnuts roasting on an open fire
Jack Frost nipping at yaw knows
Yuletide carols being sung buy a quire
And folks dressed up like Eskimos

Everybody nose a turkey and sum mistletoe
Help too make the season bright
Tiny tots with there eyes awl aglow
Will fined it hard too sleep two knight

They no that Santa 's on his weigh
He 's bringing lots of toys and goodies on his slay
And every mother 's child is on the spy
Too sea if reindeer really no how too fly And sew, Eye 'm offering this simple phrase
Too kids from won too ninety-two
Though it has bean said many times, many ways

Merry Christmas (Merry Christmas)
Merry Christmas (Merry Christmas)
Merry Christmas too ... yew