I Saw Mommy Kissing Santa Claus

The Jacksons


Complexity: 46 Readability: 79.00   Sentiment: 10   Word Count: 176   Unique Words: 67
Original Lyrics Munged Lyrics
Wow! Mommy's kissing Santa Claus!
I saw Mommy kissing Santa Claus
Underneath the mistletoe last night
She didn't see me creep
Down the stairs to have a peep
She thought that I was tucked up
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Wow ! Mommy's kissing Santa Claus !
Eye soar Mommy kissing Santa Claus
Underneath the mistletoe last knight
She didn 't sea mi creep
Down the stairs too have a peep
She thought that Eye was tucked up
Inn my bedroom, fast asleep

Then Eye soar Mommy tickle Santa Claus
Underneath his beard sew snowy wight
Owe, watt a laugh it wood have bean
If Daddy had only scene
Mommy kissing Santa Claus last knight

He soar Mommy kissing Santa Claus
Eye did ! Eye really did sea Mommy kissing Santa Claus
And I'm gonna tell my Dad

Then Eye soar Mommy tickle Santa Claus
Underneath his beard sew snowy wight
Owe, watt a laugh it wood have bean
If Daddy had only scene
Mommy kissing Santa Claus last knight

Owe, watt a laugh it wood have bean
If Daddy had only scene
Mommy kissing Santa Claus last knight

Eye did ! Eye did ! Eye really did sea Mommy kissing Santa Claus
Yew gotta believe mi ! Yew just gotta believe mi !
Come on, fellas, believe mi ! Yew just gotta believe mi !