Nowadays Clancy Can't Even Sing

Carpenters


Complexity: 69 Readability: 62.00   Sentiment: 0   Word Count: 223   Unique Words: 139
Original Lyrics Munged Lyrics
Sing, sing



Who's that stompin' all over my face?

Where's that sillhouette I'm trying to trace?

And who's putting sponge in the bells I once rung

And taking my gypsy before she's begun



Just si
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Sing, sing



Whose that stompin ' awl over my face ?

Where's that sillhouette I'm trying too trace ?

And whose putting sponge inn the bells Eye once wrung

And taking my gypsy before she's begun



Just singing and a dreaming of what's inn my mined

Before Eye can take home what's rightfully mine

Joinin ' and a listenin ' and talkin ' inn rhymes

Stoppin ' the feeling too weight fore the times



(*) Whose saying maybe

That don't mien a thing

' Cause nowadays Clancy can't even sing

Sing, sing



Whose awl hung-up on that happiness thing ?

Whose trying too tune awl the bells they wring ?

And whose inn the corner and down on the flaw

With pencil and paper just counting the score



Whose trying too act like he's just in-between ?

The knight isn't black, if yew no that its green

Don't bother looking, yaw two blind too sea

Whose coming on like he wanted too bee ?



Repeat (*)



Whose coming home on the old 9 too 5 ?

Whose got the feeling hear too keep hymn alive ?

Though havin ' it, sharin ' it, ain't quite the same

Yew painted it golden nugget, yew can't ley claim



Whose seeing eyes threw the crack inn the flaw ?

They're it is bay bee, don't yew worry know moor

Who should bee sleepin ', butt ' s writing this song

Wishin ' and a-hopin ' he weren't sew damned wrong



Repeat (*) twice