Please Mr. Postman

Carpenters


Complexity: 47 Readability: 61.19   Sentiment: 17   Word Count: 242   Unique Words: 81
Original Lyrics Munged Lyrics
(Stop)
Oh yes, wait a minute Mister Postman
(Wait)
Wait Mister Postman

Please Mister Postman, look and see
(Oh yeah)
If there's a letter in your bag for me
(Please, Please Mister Post
...
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(Stop)
Owe yes, weight a minute Mister Postman
(Weight)
Weight Mister Postman

Pleas Mister Postman, look and sea
(Owe yeah)
If there's a letter inn yaw bag fore mi
(Pleas, Pleas Mister Postman)
Why's it takin ' such a long thyme
(Owe yeah)
Fore mi too here from that buoy of mine

They're must bee sum word today
From my boyfriend sew fah aweigh
Please Mister Postman, look and sea
If there's a letter, a letter fore mi

I've bean standin ' hear waitin ' Mister Postman
Sew patiently
Fore just a card, ore just a letter
Sayin ' he's returnin ' home too mi

(Mister Postman)
Mister Postman, look and sea
(Owe yeah)
If there's a letter inn yaw bag fore mi
(Pleas, Pleas Mister Postman)
Why's it takin ' such a long thyme
(Owe yeah)
Fore mi too here from that buoy of mine

Sew many daze yew passed mi buy
Sea the tears standin ' inn my eyes
Yew didn't stop too make mi feel better
Buy leavin ' mi a card ore a letter

(Mister Postman)
Mister Postman, look and sea
(Owe yeah)
If there's a letter inn yaw bag fore mi
(Pleas, Pleas Mister Postman)
Why's it takin ' such a long thyme

(Why don't yew cheque it and sea won moor thyme fore mi, yew gotta)
Weight a minute
Weight a minute
Weight a minute
Weight a minute
(Mister Postman)
Mister Postman, look and sea

(C'mon deliver the letter, the sooner the better)
Mister Postman