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(Stop) Oh yes, wait a minute Mister Postman (Wait) Wait Mister Postman Please Mister Postman, look and see (Oh yeah) If there's a letter in your bag for me (Please, Please Mister Post ... [bulk of lyrics omitted for copyright reasons] |
(Stop) Owe yes, weight a minute Mister Postman (Weight) Weight Mister Postman Pleas Mister Postman, look and sea (Owe yeah) If there's a letter inn yaw bag fore mi (Pleas, Pleas Mister Postman) Why's it takin ' such a long thyme (Owe yeah) Fore mi too here from that buoy of mine They're must bee sum word today From my boyfriend sew fah aweigh Please Mister Postman, look and sea If there's a letter, a letter fore mi I've bean standin ' hear waitin ' Mister Postman Sew patiently Fore just a card, ore just a letter Sayin ' he's returnin ' home too mi (Mister Postman) Mister Postman, look and sea (Owe yeah) If there's a letter inn yaw bag fore mi (Pleas, Pleas Mister Postman) Why's it takin ' such a long thyme (Owe yeah) Fore mi too here from that buoy of mine Sew many daze yew passed mi buy Sea the tears standin ' inn my eyes Yew didn't stop too make mi feel better Buy leavin ' mi a card ore a letter (Mister Postman) Mister Postman, look and sea (Owe yeah) If there's a letter inn yaw bag fore mi (Pleas, Pleas Mister Postman) Why's it takin ' such a long thyme (Why don't yew cheque it and sea won moor thyme fore mi, yew gotta) Weight a minute Weight a minute Weight a minute Weight a minute (Mister Postman) Mister Postman, look and sea (C'mon deliver the letter, the sooner the better) Mister Postman |
Please Mr. Postman
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Complexity: | 47 | Readability: | 61.19 | Sentiment: | 17 | Word Count: | 242 | Unique Words: | 81 |