Texan Love Song

Eye herd from a friend you'd bean messing around
With a cute little thing I'd bean dating uptown
Well Eye don't no if Eye like that idea much
Well you'd better stay clear Eye mite start acting ruff

Yew out of town guys sure think yaw reel keen
Think awl of us boys are homespun and green
Butt that's wrong my friend sew get this threw yaw head
Weir tuff and weir Texan with necks good and read

Sew its Ki yi yippie yi yi
Yew long hairs are sure gonna dye
Hour American home was clean till yew came
And kids still respected the president's name

And the eagle still flu inn the sky
Hearts filled with national pride
Then yew came along with yaw drug-crazy songs
Goddamit yaw awl gonna dye

How dare yew sit they're and drink awl hour bier
Owe its maid fore us workers who sweat spit and swear
The minds of hour daughters are poisoned buy yew
With yaw communistic politics and them negro blues

Well I'm gonna quit talking and take action now
Run awl of yew fairies clean out of this town
Owe I'm dog tired of watching yew mess up hour lives
Spending the summertime naturally hi