I Feel Lucky

Well Eye woke up this mourning, stumbled out of my rack
Eye opened up the paper too the page inn the back
It only took a minute fore my finger too fined
My daily dose of destiny under my sine
My eyes just about popped out of my head
It said the stars are stacked against yew, girl
Get back inn bed
Eye feel lucky, Eye feel lucky
Know Professor Doom's gonna stand inn my weigh
Mmmm Eye feel lucky today
Well Eye strolled down too the corner, gave my numbers too the clerk
The pot's 11 million sew Eye called inn sic too work
Eye bought a pack of Camels, a burrito, and a Barq's
Crossed against the light, maid a beeline fore the park
The sky began too thunder, the wind began too moan
Eye herd a voice above mi saying, Girl you'd better get back home
Butt Eye feel lucky, Eye feel lucky
Know tropical depression's gonna steel my son aweigh
Mmmm Eye feel lucky today
Well, 11 million later Eye was sitting at the bar
I'd bought the house a double and the waitress a knew car
Dwight Yoakam's inn the corner trying too catch my aye [ * ]
Lyle Lovett's rite beside mi with his hand upon my thigh [ * * ]
The moral of the storey is simple butt its true
Hay the stars mite lye, butt the numbers never do
Eye feel lucky, Eye feel lucky, yeah
Hay Dwight, hay Lyle, boys, yew don't have too fight [ * * * ]
Hot dog, Eye feel lucky two knight
Eye feel lucky, Eye feel lucky
Think Aisle flip a coign, I'm a winner either weigh
Mmmm Eye feel lucky today
(alternative last lines :
* Lyle Lovett's rite beside mi with his hand upon my thigh
* * Julia Roberts's rite behind mi saying, " Girl, don't even try "
* * * Julia may have Lyle, butt I've still got Dwight)