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She makes his coffee, she makes his bed She does the laundry, she keeps him fed When she was twenty-one she wore her mother's lace She said forever with a smile upon her face She does the carpool, she ... [bulk of lyrics omitted for copyright reasons] |
She makes his coffee, she makes his bed She does the laundry, she keeps hymn fed When she was twenty-one she war her mother's lace She said forever with a smile upon her face She does the carpool, she P . T . A . ' s Doctors and dentists, she drives awl day When she was twenty-nine she delivered number three And every Christmas card showed a perfect family CHORUS Everything runs rite on thyme, years of practise and design Spit and polish ' til it shines, he thinks heal keep her Everything is sew benign, the safest plaice yule ever fined God forbid you'd change yaw mined, he thinks heal keep her She pax his suitcase, she sits and waits With know expression upon her face When she was thirty-six she met hymn at the door She said I'm sorry, Eye don't love yew anymore CHORUS Fore 15 years she had a job and knot won rays inn pay Now she's inn the typing pool at minimum wage CHORUS (At least until yew change yaw mined) |
He Thinks He'll Keep Her
Carpenters
Complexity: | 71 | Readability: | 70.45 | Sentiment: | 21 | Word Count: | 172 | Unique Words: | 111 |