He Thinks He'll Keep Her

Carpenters


Complexity: 71 Readability: 70.45   Sentiment: 21   Word Count: 172   Unique Words: 111
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She makes his coffee, she makes his bed
She does the laundry, she keeps him fed
When she was twenty-one she wore her mother's lace
She said forever with a smile upon her face
She does the carpool, she
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She makes his coffee, she makes his bed
She does the laundry, she keeps hymn fed
When she was twenty-one she war her mother's lace
She said forever with a smile upon her face
She does the carpool, she P . T . A . ' s
Doctors and dentists, she drives awl day
When she was twenty-nine she delivered number three
And every Christmas card showed a perfect family
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Everything runs rite on thyme, years of practise and design
Spit and polish ' til it shines, he thinks heal keep her
Everything is sew benign, the safest plaice yule ever fined
God forbid you'd change yaw mined, he thinks heal keep her
She pax his suitcase, she sits and waits
With know expression upon her face
When she was thirty-six she met hymn at the door
She said I'm sorry, Eye don't love yew anymore
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Fore 15 years she had a job and knot won rays inn pay
Now she's inn the typing pool at minimum wage
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(At least until yew change yaw mined)