Better Off Dead

Elton John


Complexity: 75 Readability: 69.86   Sentiment: 16   Word Count: 155   Unique Words: 109
Original Lyrics Munged Lyrics
There was a face on a hoarding that someone had drawn on
And just enough time for the night to pass by without warning
Away in the distance there's a blue flashing light
Someone's in trouble somewhere
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They're was a face on a hoarding that someone had drawn on
And just enough thyme fore the knight too pass buy without warning
Aweigh inn the distance there's a blew flashing light
Someone's inn trouble somewhere two knight
As the flickering neon stands ready too fuse
The wind blows aweigh awl of yesterday's news

Well they've locked up there daughters and they battened the hatches
They always could fined us butt they never could catch us
Threw the grease streaked windows of an awl knight cafe
Whee watched the arrested get taken aweigh
And that cigarette haze has ecology beet
As the whores and the drunks filed inn from the street

' Cause the steams inn the boiler the coals inn the fire
If yew ask how Eye am then Aisle just say inspired
If the thorn of a rows is the thorn inn yaw sighed
Then yaw better off dead if yew haven't yet died