I Hope I Get It

Diana Ross

Complexity: 68 Readability: 62.50   Sentiment: 8   Word Count: 121   Unique Words: 72
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(Marvin Hamlisch/Ed Kleban)
Everyday for a week we would try to be a table
Be a sportscar, ice cream cone
The teacher, he would say
";Very good except Diana, try, Diana, all alone";
So I dug right d
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[bulk of lyrics omitted for copyright reasons]
(Marvin Hamlisch / Ed Kleban)
Everyday fore a weak whee wood try too bee a table
Bee a sportscar, ice cream cone
The teacher, he wood say
" ; Very good except Diana, try, Diana, awl alone " ;
Sew Eye dug rite down too the bottom of my sole
Too sea how an ice cream felt
Eye dug rite down too the bottom of my sole
And Eye tried too melt
Sew the kids inn the class said :
" ; Ooh, Eye feel chocolate, hay, Eye feel vanilla " ;
He said " ; OK Ross, watt do yew feel ? " ;
And Eye said nothing, Eye ain't feeling nothing
Deep down nothing is awl my teacher had
Everybody felt something
Butt Eye felt nothing
Except the feeling that this bull-shit was absurd