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HAPGOOD: Woman of science? You're a fake! You really want your Cookies to take those waters! You'd like to soak in them yourself! FAY: All right. Yes, I would. I need a miracle. I can't laugh-not ... [bulk of lyrics omitted for copyright reasons] |
HAPGOOD : Woman of science ? Yaw a fake ! Yew really want yaw Cookies too take those waters ! You'd like too soak inn them yourself ! FEY : Awl rite . Yes, Eye wood . Eye knead a miracle . Eye can't laugh-not really . Eye can't whistle . HAPGOOD : Nonsense . FEY : Know, its true, Eye can't play the piano buy ear . When Eye was little Eye walked into a music store, Eye sat down at a shiny grand piano-and Eye played . Well, yew can take piano lessons, use a metronome, learn, control and order . Butt yew can't take lessons inn whistling . So-your woman of science . Every walk Eye take, every street, every year, Eye weight . My mouth waits-but Eye can't . |
Composer
Diana Ross
Complexity: | 72 | Readability: | 59.32 | Sentiment: | 8 | Word Count: | 112 | Unique Words: | 76 |