Dance: Ten Looks: Three

Diana Ross

Complexity: 69 Readability: 77.19   Sentiment: 27   Word Count: 111   Unique Words: 71
Original Lyrics Munged Lyrics
(Marvin Hamlisch/Ed Kleban)
It was then I decided to call the doctor
For my appointment to buy what?
Tits and ass, shall I buy a fancy pair?
Tightened up that derriere
Did the nose with it, all that
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(Marvin Hamlisch / Ed Kleban)
It was then Eye decided too caul the doctor
Fore my appointment too by watt ?
Tits and ass, shall Eye by a fancy pare ?
Tightened up that derriere
Did the knows with it, awl that goes with it
Tits and ass, yew can nock and someone's they're
Sheikh the knew maracas and yaw fine
Tits and ass, can change yaw life
Wood they change mine
Wouldn't cost a fortune, neither
Wouldn't hurt my sex life either
Its a gas, Eye have never scene a pare
Chorus girl ore movie star ore wife
Tits and ass, owe yeah, T and A
Tits and ass can change yaw life