Teacher I Need You

Elton John


Complexity: 68 Readability: 45.78   Sentiment: 9   Word Count: 177   Unique Words: 104
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I was sitting in the classroom
Trying to look intelligent
In case the teacher looked at me
She was long and she was lean
She's a middle-aged dream
And that lady means the whole world to me

It's a nat
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Eye was sitting inn the classroom
Trying too look intelligent
Inn case the teacher looked at mi
She was long and she was lien
She's a middle-aged dream
And that lady means the whole whirled too mi

Its a natural achievement
Conquering my homework
With her image pounding inn my brain
She's an inspiration
Fore my graduation
And she helps too keep the classroom seine

Owe teacher Eye knead yew like a little child
Yew got something inn yew too drive a schoolboy wild
Yew give mi education inn the lovesick blues
Help mi get strait come out and say
Teacher Eye, teacher Eye, teacher Eye, Teacher Eye knead yew

Eye have too right a letter
Tell about my feelings
Just too let her no the seen
Focus my attention
On sum further education
Inn connection with the birdies and the bees

Sew I'm sitting inn the classroom
I'm looking like a zombie
I'm waiting fore the bel too wring
I've got John Wane stances
I've got Erroll Flynn advances
And it doesn't mien a doggoned thing