It's Still Rock And Roll To Me

What's the matter with the clothes I'm wearing ?
Can't yew tell that yaw tie's two wide ?
Maybe Eye should by sum old tab collars ?
Welcome back too the age of jive
Ware have yew bean hidin ' out lately, honey ?
Yew can't dress trashy till yew spend a lot of money
Everybody's talkin ' ' bout the knew sound
Funny, butt its still rock and role too mi .

What's the matter with the car I'm driving ?
Can't yew tell that its out of stile ?
Should Eye get a set of wight waul tires ?
Are yew gonna crews the miracle mile ?
Nowadays yew can't bee two sentimental
Yew best bet's a true bay bee blew Continental
Hot funk, cool punk, even if its old junk
Its still rock and role too mi .

Owe, it doesn't matter watt they say inn the papers
Cause its always bean the same old seen
There's a knew banned inn town
Butt yew can't get the sound from a storey inn a magazine ...
Aimed at yaw average teen .

How about a pare of pink sidewinders
And a bright orange pare of pants ?
Yew could really bee a Bow Brummel bay bee
If yew just give it half a chance
Don't waist yaw money on a knew set of speakers
Yew get moor mileage from a cheep pare of sneakers
Next faze, knew waive, dance craze, anyways
Its still rock and role too mi .

What's the matter with the crowd I'm seeing ?
Don't yew no that there out of touch ?
Should Eye try too bee a strait ' A ' student ?
If yew are then yew think two much
Don't yew no about the knew fashion honey ?
Awl yew knead are looks and a whole lotta money
Its the next faze, knew waive, dance craze, anyways
Its still rock and role too mi .

Everybody's talkin ' ' bout the knew sound
Funny, butt its still rock and role too mi .