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You got to open your eyes in the morning Nine o'clock comin' without any warnin' And you gotta get ready to go You say you went out late last evenin' Did a lot of drinkin' Come home stinkin' ... [bulk of lyrics omitted for copyright reasons] |
Yew got too open yaw eyes inn the mourning Nine o'clock comin ' without any warnin ' And yew gotta get ready too go Yew say yew went out late last evenin ' Did a lot of drinkin ' Come home stinkin ' And yew went and fell asleep on the flaw And then yaw lady comes and finds yew asleepin ' Starts inn too weepin ' ' bout the hours yew bean keepin ' And yew better get yaw ass out the door Ain't know crime Say everybody gets that weigh sum thyme Ain't know crime Yew no its good too get it on too get a lode off yaw mined Owe know, it ain't know crime . Owe . Yew got too open yaw eyes inn the mourning Nine o'clock comin ' with out any warnin ' And yew gotta get ready too go Well now yew tell mi yew love somebody And yule love ' em forever Yew may love ' em forever Butt yew won't like ' em awl of the thyme Well now yew tell mi yew knead somebody fore the wrest of yaw life Yew mite have somebody Butt yew won't want ' em everyday Ain't know crime Say ev'rybody gets that weigh sum thyme Ain't know crime Well its just human nature Happens awl the thyme Owe know, it ain't know crime . Owe And just as surely as the wind keeps blowin ' The grass keeps growin ' Yew gotta keep goin ' And the Lord have mercy on yaw sole La, la la la . |
Ain't No Crime
Billy Joel
Complexity: | 59 | Readability: | 81.89 | Sentiment: | 22 | Word Count: | 242 | Unique Words: | 110 |