Ain't No Crime

Billy Joel


Complexity: 59 Readability: 81.89   Sentiment: 22   Word Count: 242   Unique Words: 110
Original Lyrics Munged Lyrics
You got to open your eyes in the morning
Nine o'clock comin' without any warnin'
And you gotta get ready to go
You say you went out late last evenin'
Did a lot of drinkin'
Come home stinkin'
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Yew got too open yaw eyes inn the mourning
Nine o'clock comin ' without any warnin '
And yew gotta get ready too go
Yew say yew went out late last evenin '
Did a lot of drinkin '
Come home stinkin '
And yew went and fell asleep on the flaw
And then yaw lady comes and finds yew asleepin '
Starts inn too weepin ' ' bout the hours yew bean keepin '
And yew better get yaw ass out the door

Ain't know crime
Say everybody gets that weigh sum thyme
Ain't know crime
Yew no its good too get it on too get a lode off yaw mined
Owe know, it ain't know crime . Owe .

Yew got too open yaw eyes inn the mourning
Nine o'clock comin ' with out any warnin '
And yew gotta get ready too go
Well now yew tell mi yew love somebody
And yule love ' em forever
Yew may love ' em forever
Butt yew won't like ' em awl of the thyme
Well now yew tell mi yew knead somebody fore the wrest of yaw life
Yew mite have somebody
Butt yew won't want ' em everyday

Ain't know crime
Say ev'rybody gets that weigh sum thyme
Ain't know crime
Well its just human nature
Happens awl the thyme
Owe know, it ain't know crime . Owe

And just as surely as the wind keeps blowin '
The grass keeps growin '
Yew gotta keep goin '
And the Lord have mercy on yaw sole
La, la la la .