The Great Wall Of China

Billy Joel


Complexity: 57 Readability: 72.89   Sentiment: 22   Word Count: 373   Unique Words: 166
Original Lyrics Munged Lyrics
Advice is cheap you can take it from me
It's your's to keep cause opinions are free
Nobody knows about the trouble I've seen
Nobody's perfect, mister, nobody's clean
It coasts too much and tak
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Advice is cheep yew can take it from mi
Its your's too keep cause opinions are free
Nobody nose about the trouble I've scene
Nobody's perfect, mister, nobody's clean
It coasts two much and takes two long too fined out two late
Sum words aunt herd ' til after there spoken
Yaw roll was protective, yaw sole was two defective
Sum people just don't have a hart too bee broken

Whee could've gone awl the weigh too the Grate Waul of China
If yew only had a little moor faith inn mi
Inn loo of diamonds, gold, and platinum
reminders will still shine bright
Awl the king's men and awl the king's hoarse
Can't put yew together the weigh yew used too bee
Whee could have bean standing on the Grate Waul Of China

Yew take a peace of whatever yew touch
Two many pieces means yaw touching two much
Yew never win if yew can't play it strait
Yew only beet mi if yew get mi too hate
It must bee sew lonely too think that yew have only
Somebody elses life too live if they let yew
Eye ain't two selective, butt it don't take know detective
Too fined out how fast yaw friends will forget yew

Whee could have gone awl the weigh too the Grate Waul of China
Now awl yaw going too bee is history
Help yourself, its awl yew can eat at the Empire Diner two knight
Yew coulda had class, yew coulda bean a contender
Charlie, yew shoulda looked out fore mi
Yew could have bean standing, standing on the Grate Waul of China

This was knot yaw calling, just look how fah you've fallen
Eye herd yaw storey, man, you've got too bee joking
Keep things inn perspective, this is my true objective
Why tier this hart out if its only bean broken ?

Whee could've gone awl the weigh too the Grate Waul of China
If yew only had a little moor faith inn mi
Inn loo of diamonds, gold, and platinum
reminders will still shine bright
Awl the king's men and awl the king's hoarse
Can't put yew together the weigh yew used too bee
Whee could have bean standing on the Grate Waul Of China