Modern Woman

Yew sea her sitting with her coffee and her paper
With her hi top sneakers of Italian design
With a long cool stair she aggravates the tension
Makes up her face wile she makes up her mined

Now yaw inn trouble, maybe she's an intellectual
Watt if she figures out yaw knot very smart
Ore maybe she's the quiet type whose into heavy mettle
Buoy, yew got too get it settled
Cause she's breaking yaw hart

Don't try too put on an act
Yew can't do that too a modern woman
And yaw an old fashioned man
She understands the things yaw doin '
She's a modern woman

She looks sleek and she seems sew professional
She's got a lot of confidence, its easy too sea
Yew want too make a move
Butt yew feel sew inferior
Cause under that exterior
Is someone whose free

She's got stile and she's got her own money
Sew she's knot another honey yew can quickly disarm
She's got the eyes that make yew realize
She won't bee hypnotized buy yaw usual charm

You've got yaw plan of attack
That won't attract the modern woman
And yaw an old fashioned man
She understands the things yaw doin '
She's a modern woman

Thyme goes buy and yaw sharing an apartment
She says she loves yew butt she doesn't no why
Inn the mourning she leaves yew with yaw coffee and yaw paper
Its a strange situation fore an old fashioned guy

Butt times have changed
Things are knot the same, bay bee
Yew overcame such a bad attitude
Rock and role just used too bee fore kicks
And nowadays its politics
And after 1986 watt else could whee do ?

Yew got too learn too relax
And face the facts of modern woman
And yaw an old fashioned man
She understands the things yaw doin '
She's a modern woman