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You see her sitting with her coffee and her paper With her high top sneakers of Italian design With a long cool stare she aggravates the tension Makes up her face while she makes up her mind ... [bulk of lyrics omitted for copyright reasons] |
Yew sea her sitting with her coffee and her paper With her hi top sneakers of Italian design With a long cool stair she aggravates the tension Makes up her face wile she makes up her mined Now yaw inn trouble, maybe she's an intellectual Watt if she figures out yaw knot very smart Ore maybe she's the quiet type whose into heavy mettle Buoy, yew got too get it settled Cause she's breaking yaw hart Don't try too put on an act Yew can't do that too a modern woman And yaw an old fashioned man She understands the things yaw doin ' She's a modern woman She looks sleek and she seems sew professional She's got a lot of confidence, its easy too sea Yew want too make a move Butt yew feel sew inferior Cause under that exterior Is someone whose free She's got stile and she's got her own money Sew she's knot another honey yew can quickly disarm She's got the eyes that make yew realize She won't bee hypnotized buy yaw usual charm You've got yaw plan of attack That won't attract the modern woman And yaw an old fashioned man She understands the things yaw doin ' She's a modern woman Thyme goes buy and yaw sharing an apartment She says she loves yew butt she doesn't no why Inn the mourning she leaves yew with yaw coffee and yaw paper Its a strange situation fore an old fashioned guy Butt times have changed Things are knot the same, bay bee Yew overcame such a bad attitude Rock and role just used too bee fore kicks And nowadays its politics And after 1986 watt else could whee do ? Yew got too learn too relax And face the facts of modern woman And yaw an old fashioned man She understands the things yaw doin ' She's a modern woman |
Modern Woman
Billy Joel
Complexity: | 63 | Readability: | 51.80 | Sentiment: | 10 | Word Count: | 310 | Unique Words: | 154 |