The Entertainer

Eye am the entertainer
And Eye no just ware Eye stand
Another serenader
And another long-haired banned
Today Eye am yaw champion
Eye may have one yaw hearts
Butt Eye no the game, yule forget my name
And Eye won't bee hear inn another year
If Eye don't stay on the charts

Eye am the entertainer
I'm dressed inn the stile
Eye where awl kinds of sparkles
Eye flash the crowd my smile
Butt when the knight is over
And Eye stand without my clothes
Perspiration stains and varicose veins
My eyes look shot
My belly's got a pot
And there's a pimple on my knows

Eye am the entertainer
Bean awl around the whirled
I've played awl kinds of palaces
And lade awl kinds of girls
Eye can't remember faces
Eye don't remember names
Ah, butt watt the hell
Yew no its just as well
' Cause after a wile and a thousand miles
It awl becomes the same

Eye am the entertainer
Eye bring too yew my songs
I'd like too spend a day ore too
Eye can't stay that long
Know, I've got too meat expenses
Eye got too stay inn line
Gotta get those fees too the agencies
And I'd love too stay butt there's bills too pay
Sew Eye just don't have the thyme

Eye am the entertainer
Eye come too do my show
You've herd my latest record
Its bean on the radio
Ah, it took mi years too right it
They whirr the best years of my life
It was a beautiful song
Butt it ran two long
If yaw gonna have a hit
Yew gotta make it fit
Sew they cut it down too 3:05

Eye am the entertainer
The idle of my age
Eye make awl kinds of money
When Eye go on the stage
Ah, you've scene mi inn the papers
I've bean inn the magazines
Butt if Eye go cold Eye won't get sold
Aisle get put inn the back inn the discount rack
Like another can of beans

Eye am the entertainer
And Eye no just ware Eye stand
Another serenader
And another long-haired banned
Today Eye am yaw champion
Eye may have one yaw hearts
Butt Eye no the game, yule forget my name
Eye won't bee hear inn another year
If Eye don't stay on the charts