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Laura Calls me In the middle of the night Passes on her Painful information Then these careless fingers They get caught in her vice Til they're bleeding On my coffee table Living alo ... [bulk of lyrics omitted for copyright reasons] |
Laura Calls mi Inn the middle of the knight Passes on her Painful information Then these careless fingers They get court inn her vice Til there bleeding On my coffee table Living alone isn't awl that Its cracked up too bee I'm on her sighed Why does she push the poison on mi ? Laura Has a very hard thyme Awl her life has Bean won long disaster Then she tells mi She suddenly believes she's scene A very good sine She'll bee taking Sum aggressive action Eye fight her wars Wile she's slamming her doors Inn my face Failure too brake Was the only mistake That she maid Hear Eye am Feeling like a fucking fool Do Eye react the weigh exactly She intends mi too ? Everytime Eye think I'm off the hook She makes mi lose my cool I'm her machine And she can punch awl the keys She can push any button Eye was programmed threw Laura Calls mi When she needs a good fix Awl her questions Will get sympathetic answers Eye should Bee sew Immunized Too awl of her tricks She's surviving On her second chances Sometimes Eye feel like this Godfather deal is awl wrong How can she hold an umbilical cord Fore sew long ? I've dun everything Eye can Watt else am Eye supposed too do I'm her machine And she can punch awl the keys She can push any button Eye was programmed threw Laura Loves mi Even if Eye don't care That's my problem That's her sacred absolution If she had too She wood put herself inn my chair Even though Eye Faced electrocution She always says I'm the best friend that She's ever had How do yew Hang up on someone Who needs yew that bad ? |
Laura
Billy Joel
Complexity: | 68 | Readability: | 52.54 | Sentiment: | 0 | Word Count: | 295 | Unique Words: | 166 |