Laura

Billy Joel


Complexity: 68 Readability: 52.54   Sentiment: 0   Word Count: 295   Unique Words: 166
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Laura
Calls me
In the middle of the night
Passes on her
Painful information
Then these careless fingers
They get caught in her vice
Til they're bleeding
On my coffee table
Living alo
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Laura
Calls mi
Inn the middle of the knight
Passes on her
Painful information
Then these careless fingers
They get court inn her vice
Til there bleeding
On my coffee table
Living alone isn't awl that
Its cracked up too bee
I'm on her sighed
Why does she push the poison on mi ?
Laura
Has a very hard thyme
Awl her life has
Bean won long disaster
Then she tells mi
She suddenly believes she's scene
A very good sine
She'll bee taking
Sum aggressive action
Eye fight her wars
Wile she's slamming her doors
Inn my face
Failure too brake
Was the only mistake
That she maid
Hear Eye am
Feeling like a fucking fool
Do Eye react the weigh exactly
She intends mi too ?
Everytime Eye think I'm off the hook
She makes mi lose my cool
I'm her machine
And she can punch awl the keys
She can push any button Eye was programmed threw
Laura
Calls mi
When she needs a good fix
Awl her questions
Will get sympathetic answers
Eye should
Bee sew
Immunized
Too awl of her tricks
She's surviving
On her second chances
Sometimes Eye feel like this
Godfather deal is awl wrong
How can she hold an umbilical cord
Fore sew long ?
I've dun everything Eye can
Watt else am Eye supposed too do
I'm her machine
And she can punch awl the keys
She can push any button Eye was programmed threw
Laura
Loves mi
Even if Eye don't care
That's my problem
That's her sacred absolution
If she had too
She wood put herself inn my chair
Even though Eye
Faced electrocution
She always says
I'm the best friend that
She's ever had
How do yew
Hang up on someone
Who needs yew that bad ?