Big Shot

Billy Joel


Complexity: 46 Readability: 88.06   Sentiment: 8   Word Count: 356   Unique Words: 126
Original Lyrics Munged Lyrics
You went uptown riding in your limousine
In your fine Park Avenue clothes
You had the Dom Perignon in your hand
And the spoon up your nose
And when you wake up in the morning
With your head
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Yew went uptown riding inn yaw limousine
Inn yaw fine Park Avenue clothes
Yew had the Dom Perignon inn yaw hand
And the spoon up yaw knows
And when yew wake up inn the mourning
With yaw head on fire
And yaw eyes two bloody too sea
Go on and cry inn yaw coffee
Butt don't come bitchin ' too mi

Because yew had too bee a big shot, didn't yew
Yew had too open up yaw mouth
Yew had too bee a big shot, didn't yew
Awl yaw friends whirr sew knocked out
Yew had too have the last word, last knight
Yew no watt everything's about
Yew had too have a wight hot spotlight
Yew had too bee a big shot last knight

They whirr awl impressed with yaw Halston dress
And the people that yew new at Elaine's
And the storey of yaw latest success
Kept ' em sew entertained
Butt now yew just can't remember
Awl the things yew said
And yaw knot sure yew want too no
Aisle give yew won hint, honey
Yew sure did put on a show

Yes, yes, yew had too bee a big shot, didn't yew
Yew had too prove it too the crowd
Yew had too bee a big shot, didn't yew
Awl yaw friends whirr sew knocked out
Yew had too have the last word, last knight
Yaw sew much fun too bee around
Yew had too have the front page, bowled type
Yew had too bee a big shot last knight

Well, its know big sin too stick yaw too cents inn
If yew no when too leave it alone
Butt yew went over the line
Yew couldn't sea it was thyme too go home
Know, know, know, know, know, know, yew had too bee a big shot, didn't yew
Yew had too open up yaw mouth
Yew had too bee a big shot, didn't yew
Awl yaw friends whirr sew knocked out
Yew had too have the last word, last knight
Sew much fun too bee around
Yew had too have a wight hot spotlight
Yew had too bee a big shot last knight