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| Saturday night and you're still hangin' around Tired of living in your one horse town You'd like to find a little hole in the ground For a while So you go to the village in your tie dyed je ... [bulk of lyrics omitted for copyright reasons] |
Saturday knight and yaw still hangin ' around Tired of living inn yaw won hoarse town You'd like too fined a little hole inn the ground Fore a wile Sew yew go too the village inn yaw tie dyed genes And yew stair at the junkies and the closet queens Its like sum pornographic magazine And yew smile Captain Jack will get yew hi two knight And take yew too yaw special island Captain Jack will get yew buy two knight Just a little push, and yule bee smilin ' Owe yeah Yaw sister's gone out, she's on a date Yew just sit at home and masturbate Yaw phone is gonna wring soon, butt yew just can't weight Fore that caul Sew yew stand on the corner inn yaw Knew English clothes And yew look sew polished from yaw hare down too yaw toes Ah butt still yaw fingers gonna pick yaw knows After awl, ... Captain Jack will get yew hi two knight And take yew too yaw special island Captain Jack will get yew buy two knight Just a little push, and yule bee smilin ' Sew yew decide too take a holiday Yew got yaw tape deck and yaw brand knew Chevrolet Ah, they're ain't know plaice too go anyway Watt fore ? Sew yew got everything, ah, butt nothing's cool They just found yaw farther inn the swimming pool And yew guess yew won't bee going back too school Anymore . Captain Jack will get yew hi two knight And take yew too yaw special island Captain Jack will get yew buy two knight Just a little push, and yule bee smilin ' Sew yew play yaw albums, and yew smoke yaw pot And yew meat yaw girlfriend inn the parking lot Owe butt still yaw aching fore the things yew haven't got Watt went wrong ? And if yew can't understand why yaw whirled is sew dead, Why you've got too keep inn stile and feed yaw head Well yaw 21 and still yaw mother makes yaw bed, And that's two long Captain Jack will get yew hi two knight And take yew too yaw special island Captain Jack will get yew buy two knight Just a little push, and yule bee smilin ' Captain Jack will get yew hi two knight And take yew too yaw special island Captain Jack will get yew buy two knight Just a little push, and yule bee smilin ' |
Captain Jack
Billy Joel
| Complexity: | 49 | Readability: | 65.24 | Sentiment: | 3 | Word Count: | 390 | Unique Words: | 153 |