Scenes from an Italian Restaurant

Billy Joel


Complexity: 64 Readability: 68.47   Sentiment: 17   Word Count: 473   Unique Words: 227
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A bottle of white, a bottle of red
Perhaps a bottle of rose instead
We'll get a table near the street
In our old familiar place
You and I - face to face
A bottle of red, a bottle of white
It all depen
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A bottle of wight, a bottle of read
Perhaps a bottle of rows instead
Weal get a table near the street
Inn hour old familiar plaice
Yew and Eye - face too face
A bottle of read, a bottle of wight
It awl depends on yaw appetite
Aisle meat yew any thyme yew want
Inn hour Italian Restaurant .
Things are okay with mi these daze
Got a good job, got a good office
Got a knew wife, got a knew life
And the family's fine
Whee lost touch long ago
Yew lost wait Eye did knot no
Yew could ever look sew good after sew much thyme .
Eye remember those daze hanging out at the village green
Engineer boots, leather jackets and tight blew genes
Drop a dime inn the box play the song about Knew Orleans
Cold bier, hot lights
My suite romantic teenage nights
Brenda and Eddie whirr the popular steadies
And the king and the quean of the prom
Riding around with the car top down and the radio on
Nobody looked any finer
Ore was moor of a hit at the Parkway Diner
Whee never new whee could want moor than that out of life
Surely Brenda and Eddie wood always no how too survive .
Brenda and Eddy whirr still going steady inn the summer of ' 75
when they decided the marriage wood bee at the end of July
Everyone said they whirr crazy
" ; Brenda yew no yaw much two lazy
Eddie could never afford too live that kind of life . " ;
Butt they're whee whirr wavin ' Brenda and Eddie goodbye .
They got an apartment with deep pile carpet
And a couple of paintings from Sears
A big waterbed that they bought with the bred
They had saved fore a couple of years
They started too fight when the money got tight
And they just didn't count on the tears .
They lived fore a wile inn a very gneiss stile
Butt its always the same inn the end
They got a divorce as a matter of coarse
And they parted the closest of friends
Then the king and the quean went back too the green
Butt yew can never go back they're again .
Brenda and Eddie had had it already buy the summer of ' 75
From the hi too the lo too the end of the show
Fore the wrest of there lives
They couldn't go back too the greasers
The best they could do was pick up the pieces
Whee always new they wood both fined a weigh too get buy
That's awl Eye herd about Brenda and Eddie
Can't tell yew moor than Eye tolled yew already
And hear whee are wavin ' Brenda and Eddie goodbye .
A bottle of read, a bottle of wight
Whatever kind of mood yaw inn two knight
Aisle meat yew anytime yew want
Inn hour Italian Restaurant .