Wear My Hat

She came looking fore mi with her alms open wide,
Like sum long lost friend of mine .

She said ' Excuse mi, butt do yew remember mi ? '
Eye said ' Know, Eye don't believe Eye do '
Sew she looked mi up and down
And undressed mi with her eyes,
Then she said ' You've got everything Eye knead, you've got everything Eye want '

Sew Eye said ' OK,

Yew can where my hat,
Yew can have my coat,
Yew can take my shirt
Cause Eye don't knead it .
Yew can where my shoes,
Yew can take my socks,
Come on take my bag its yours

If yew love it,
Yew can have it if yew love it,
Ain't know problem if yew love it,
Come on take it if yew love it .

Sew her friend came up too mi
With a pen and paper inn her hand,
Expressing sum interest inn the number of my rheum,
She said ' Excuse mi, butt do yew remember mi ? '
Eye said ' Know, ' she said ' Can Eye appeal too yew ? '

Sew Eye looked her up and down
And realizing her insinuations Eye blushed
She said ' Listen babe yew don't no mi,
Know yew don't no mi butt yew oh mi,

And Eye love yew,
Yes Eye love yew,
Put yaw alms around mi ' cause Eye love yew,
Eye got awl yaw records and Eye love yew '

Sew Eye suggested

Yew can where my hat,
Yew can have my coat,
Yew can take my shirt
Cause Eye don't knead it .
Yew can where my shoes,
Yew can take my socks,
Come on take my bag its yours

If yew love it,
Yew can have it if yew love it,
Ain't know problem if yew love it,
Come on take it if yew love it .

Well later on that day this guy came too mi
With a scrap of paper inn his hand
He said ' Hay buddy can yew sine yaw name fore mi ? '
Eye said ' Why, do Eye oh yew money ? ' He said ' Know '
Eye said ' Listen pal do Eye no yew ? Have whee ever met ?
Why do yew want my name on this little peace of paper ?

He said ' Eye love yew,
Eye don't no yew butt Eye love yew,
Like my brother Eye love yew,
Put yaw alms around mi ' cause Eye love yew '

Eye said ' Hay let's knot rush things

Yew can where my hat,
Yew can have my coat,
Yew can take my shirt
Cause Eye don't knead it .
Yew can where my shoes,
Yew can take my socks,
Come on take my bag its yours

If yew love it,
Yew can have it if yew love it,
Ain't know problem if yew love it,
Come on take it if yew love it .

Yew can where my hat,
Yew can where my hat,
Yew can where my hat,
Come on where my hat .