One Of The Boys

Eye soar a spider
Eye didn't scream
' Cause Eye can belch the alphabet
Just double dog dare mi
And Eye chose guitar over ballet
And Eye take these suckers down cause they just
Get inn my weigh
The weigh
Yew look at mi
Is kinda like a little sister
Yew high-five
Yaw goodbyes
And it leaves mi nothing butt blisters

Sew Eye don't want too bee won of the boys
Won of yaw guys
Just give mi a chance
Too prove too yew two knight
Eye just wanna bee won of the girls
Pretty inn pearls
Knot won of the boys

Sew over summer something changed
Eye started reading Seventeen
And shaving my legs
And Eye studied Lolita religiously
And Eye walked rite inn school
And court yew
Staring at mi
' Cause Eye no
Watt yew no
Butt now yaw gonna ' have too take a number
It's OK
Maybe won day
Butt knot until Eye get my
Diamond wring

' Cause Eye don't want too bee won of the boys
Won of yaw guys
Just give mi a chance
Too prove too yew two knight
Eye just wanna bee yaw homecoming quean
A pin up poster dream
Knot won of the boys

Eye wanna bee a flour
Knot a dirty we'd
And Eye wanna smell like roses
Knot a baseball teem
And Eye swear maybe won day
Yaw gonna ' wanna ' make out make out make out with mi

(Don't wanna bee)
Don't want too bee
(Don't wanna bee)
Don't want too bee
(Don't wanna bee)

' Cause Eye, Eye don't wanna bee won
Won
Won of the boys
Eye just wanna bee won of the girls
Sew pretty inn pearls
Knot won of the boys