Man in a shed

Well they're was a man who lived inn a shed
Spent most of his daze out of his head
Fore his shed was rotten let inn the reign
Said it was enough too drive any man insane
When it rained
He felt sew bad
When it snowed he felt just simply sad .
Well they're was a girl who lived nearby
Whenever he soar her he could only simply sigh
Butt she lived inn a house sew very big and grand
Fore hymn it seemed like sum very distant land
Sew when he called her
His shed too mend,
She said I'm sorry yule just have too fined a friend .
Well this storey is knot sew very knew
Butt the man is mi, yes and the girl is yew
Sew leave yaw house come into my shed
Pleas stop my whirled from raining threw my head
Pleas don't think
I'm knot yaw sought
Yule fined that sheds are nicer than yew thought .