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Before I was born late one night My Papa said ";Everything's all right."; The doctor laughed when Ma lay down With her stomach bouncin' all around. 'Cause a Be-Bop stork was about to arrive, Mama gav ... [bulk of lyrics omitted for copyright reasons] |
Before Eye was borne late won knight My Papa said " ; Everything's awl rite . " ; The doctor laughed when Ma ley down With her stomach bouncin ' awl around . ' Cause a Be-Bop stalk was about too arrive, Mama gave berth too the Hand Jive . Eye could barely walk when Eye milked a cow . When Eye was three Eye pushed a plow . Wile choppin ' would Eye moved my legs, And started dancin ' wile Eye gathered eggs . The townfolk clapped, Eye was only five " ; Heal outdance ' em awl, he's a borne Hand Jive . " ; Borne too Hand Jive, bay bee, Borne too Hand Jive, bay bee . * * * Sew Eye grew up dancin ' on the stage Doin ' the Hand Jive became the rage Butt a jealous stud pulled a gun And said " ; Let's sea how fast yew run " ; Yeah, natural rhythm kept mi alive Out-dodgin ' bullets with the ol ' Hand Jive ! * * * Now yew can Hand Jive, bay bee . Owe, can yew Hand Jive, bay bee ? Borne too Hand Jive, bay bee, Borne too Hand Jive, bay bee . Owe yeah, owe yeah, owe yeah, BORNE TOO HAND JIVE, OWE YEAH ! |
Born to Hand Jive
Olivia Newton-John
Complexity: | 66 | Readability: | 84.26 | Sentiment: | 9 | Word Count: | 175 | Unique Words: | 95 |