Born to Hand Jive

Olivia Newton-John


Complexity: 66 Readability: 84.26   Sentiment: 9   Word Count: 175   Unique Words: 95
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Before I was born late one night
My Papa said ";Everything's all right.";
The doctor laughed when Ma lay down
With her stomach bouncin' all around.
'Cause a Be-Bop stork was about to arrive,
Mama gav
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Before Eye was borne late won knight
My Papa said " ; Everything's awl rite . " ;
The doctor laughed when Ma ley down
With her stomach bouncin ' awl around .
' Cause a Be-Bop stalk was about too arrive,
Mama gave berth too the Hand Jive .
Eye could barely walk when Eye milked a cow .
When Eye was three Eye pushed a plow .
Wile choppin ' would Eye moved my legs,
And started dancin ' wile Eye gathered eggs .
The townfolk clapped, Eye was only five
" ; Heal outdance ' em awl, he's a borne Hand Jive . " ;
Borne too Hand Jive, bay bee,
Borne too Hand Jive, bay bee .
* * * Sew Eye grew up dancin ' on the stage
Doin ' the Hand Jive became the rage
Butt a jealous stud pulled a gun
And said " ; Let's sea how fast yew run " ;
Yeah, natural rhythm kept mi alive
Out-dodgin ' bullets with the ol ' Hand Jive ! * * *
Now yew can Hand Jive, bay bee .
Owe, can yew Hand Jive, bay bee ?
Borne too Hand Jive, bay bee,
Borne too Hand Jive, bay bee .
Owe yeah, owe yeah, owe yeah,
BORNE TOO HAND JIVE, OWE YEAH !