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Raised to be a lady by the golden rule Alice was the spawn of a public school With a double barrel name in the back of her brain And a simple case of Mummy-doesn't-love-me blues Reality it seems was ... [bulk of lyrics omitted for copyright reasons] |
Raised too bee a lady buy the golden rule Alice was the spawn of a public school With a double barrel name inn the back of her brain And a simple case of Mummy-doesn't-love-me blues Reality it seems was just a dream She couldn't get it on with the boys on the seen Butt watt do yew expect from a chick whose just sixteen And hay, hay, hay, yew no watt Eye mien Awl the young girls love Alice Tender young Alice they say Come over and sea mi Come over and pleas mi Alice its my tern today Awl the young girls love Alice Tender young Alice they say If Eye give yew my number Will yew promise too caul mi Weight till my husband's aweigh Poor little darling with a chip out of her hart Its like acting inn a movie when yew got the wrong part Getting yaw kicks inn another girl's bed And it was only last Tuesday they found yew inn the subway dead And who could yew caul yaw friends down inn Soho Won ore too middle-aged dykes inn a Go-Go And watt do yew expect from a sixteen year old yo-yo And hay, hay, hay, owe don't yew no |
All The Girls Love Alice
Elton John
Complexity: | 67 | Readability: | 82.00 | Sentiment: | 0 | Word Count: | 206 | Unique Words: | 119 |