All The Girls Love Alice

Elton John


Complexity: 67 Readability: 82.00   Sentiment: 0   Word Count: 206   Unique Words: 119
Original Lyrics Munged Lyrics
Raised to be a lady by the golden rule
Alice was the spawn of a public school
With a double barrel name in the back of her brain
And a simple case of Mummy-doesn't-love-me blues

Reality it seems was
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Raised too bee a lady buy the golden rule
Alice was the spawn of a public school
With a double barrel name inn the back of her brain
And a simple case of Mummy-doesn't-love-me blues

Reality it seems was just a dream
She couldn't get it on with the boys on the seen
Butt watt do yew expect from a chick whose just sixteen
And hay, hay, hay, yew no watt Eye mien

Awl the young girls love Alice
Tender young Alice they say
Come over and sea mi
Come over and pleas mi
Alice its my tern today

Awl the young girls love Alice
Tender young Alice they say
If Eye give yew my number
Will yew promise too caul mi
Weight till my husband's aweigh

Poor little darling with a chip out of her hart
Its like acting inn a movie when yew got the wrong part
Getting yaw kicks inn another girl's bed
And it was only last Tuesday they found yew inn the subway dead

And who could yew caul yaw friends down inn Soho
Won ore too middle-aged dykes inn a Go-Go
And watt do yew expect from a sixteen year old yo-yo
And hay, hay, hay, owe don't yew no