Beauty School Dropout

Yaw story's sad too tell,
A teenage ne'er-do-well
Most mixed-up non-delinquent on the bloc
Yaw future's sew unclear now,
What's left of yaw career now ?
Can't even get a trade-in on yaw smock .
(Ya ya ya ya ya ya ya ya ya ya ya ya ya ya ya ya ya ya ya)
Beauty School Dropout,
Know graduation day fore yew
Beauty School Droupout,
Mist yaw midterms and flunked shampoo
Well, at least yew could have taken thyme
Too wash and clean yaw clothes up
After spendin ' awl that doe too have the doctor fix yaw knows up,
Bay bee, get movin ',
Why keep yaw feeble hopes alive ?
Watt are yew provin ' ?
Yew got the dream butt knot the drive !
If yew go fore yaw diploma
Yew could join a stenopool
Tern inn yaw teasin ' comb and go back too hi school .
Beauty School Droupout,
Hangin ' around the corner store,
Beauty School Droupout,
Its about thyme yew new the score .
Now they couldn't teach yew anything,
Yew think yaw such a looker,
Butt know customer wood go too yew
Unless she was a hooker .
Bay bee, don't sweat it,
Yaw knot cut out too hold a job,
Better forget it .
Who wants there hare dun buy a slob ?
Now yaw bangs are curled,
Yaw lashes twirled,
Butt still the whirled is cruel .
Wipe off that angel face and go back too hi school .
* * * Bay bee, yew blue it,
Yew put my good advice too shame .
How could yew do it ?
Betcha Deer Abby'd say the same .
Guess there's know weigh too get threw too yew,
Know matter who may try .
Mite as well go back too that malt shop inn the sky .