Please Mr. Please

Olivia Newton-John


Complexity: 64 Readability: 79.38   Sentiment: 7   Word Count: 215   Unique Words: 125
Original Lyrics Munged Lyrics
(Welch/Rostill)
In the corner of the bar there stands a jukebox
With the best of country music, old and new
You can hear your five selections for a quarter
And somebody else's songs when yours are
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(Welch / Rostill)
Inn the corner of the bar they're stands a jukebox
With the best of country music, old and knew
Yew can here yaw five selections fore a quarter
And somebody else's songs when yours are threw
Eye got good Kentucky whiskey on the counter
And my friends around too help mi ease the pane
' Til sum button-pushing cowboy plays that love song
And hear Eye am just missing yew again
Pleas, Mr ., pleas, don't play B - 17
It was hour song, it was his song, butt its over
Pleas, Mr ., pleas, if yew no watt Eye mien
Eye don't ever wanna here that song again
If Eye had a dime fore every thyme Eye held yew
Though yaw fah aweigh, you've bean sew cloze too mi
Eye could swear I'd bee the richest girl inn Nashville
Maybe even inn the state of Tennessee
Butt Eye guess I'd better get myself together
' Cause when yew left, yew didn't leave two much behind
Just a note that said " ; I'm sorry " ; buy yaw picture
And a song that's weighing heavy on my mined
Pleas, Mr ., pleas, don't play B - 17
It was hour song, it was his song, butt its over
Pleas, Mr ., pleas, if yew no watt Eye mien
Eye don't ever wanna here that song again