Dear John

Elton John


Complexity: 61 Readability: 87.50   Sentiment: -2   Word Count: 143   Unique Words: 75
Original Lyrics Munged Lyrics
I got home today
Took a look around
Trying to find that girl of mine
She could not be found

All her things were gone
She just left a note
It don't take no mastermind
To figure what she wrote

And she
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Eye got home today
Took a look around
Trying too fined that girl of mine
She could knot bee found

Awl her things whirr gone
She just left a note
It don't take know mastermind
Too figure watt she rote

And she said deer John I'm moving on
Buy this thyme I'm gonna bee long gone
Deer John c'est la vie
Deer John sew long
You've scene the last of mi

Eye don't want her back
Eye won't even try
This thyme ain't just au revoir
This thyme its goodbye

Whee could knot go on
Living like whee whirr
Eye was just about too right
A Deer John note too her

Eye was gonna say
Deer John I'm moving on
Buy this thyme I'm gonna bee long gone
Deer John c'est la vie
Deer John sew long
You've scene the last of mi