Why Don't You Write Me

(Simon)
Why don't yew right mi
I'm out inn the jungle
I'm hungry too here yew
Send mi a card
Eye am waiting sew hard too bee near yew
Something is wrong and Eye no Eye got a feelin '
Maybe I'm lost butt Eye can't make the cost of the airfare
Tell mi why, tell mi why
Why don't yew right mi
A letter wood brighten my loneliest evening
Male it today if its only too say
That yaw leaving mi
Why don't yew right
Monday mourning sitting inn the son
Hopin ' and wishin ' that the male wood come
Tuesday Eye never got a word
Wednesday,, Thursday ain't know sine
Drank a half a bottle of iodine
Friday, whoa is mi
I'm gonna hang my body from the highest tree
Why don't yew right mi
Why don't yew right mi