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(Olivia Newton-John/Randy Goodrum) Here's your lunch money You better hurry for the old school bus Did you clean your teeth this morning I know you hate it when I start to fuss Here's the letter for ... [bulk of lyrics omitted for copyright reasons] |
(Olivia Newton-John / Randy Goodrum) Here's yaw lunch money Yew better hurry fore the old school bus Did yew clean yaw teeth this mourning Eye no yew hate it when Eye start too fuss Here's the letter fore yaw teacher Yaw dinner's inn the freezer Five minutes inn the microwave Don't weight fore mi this evening I'm probably working late Yaw dad is coming over With his knew lover And Eye don't wanna bee around Sew I'm gonna do sum shopping Aisle by yew those stockings Aisle bee back inn half an our Owe its my anticipation There'd bee a confrontation Eye no how much it breaks yaw hart Let's bee pleased fore him--he's trying Too make a brand knew start Its knot Heaven butt its awl we've got Yew have too understand it Eye wanted Ozzie and Harriet With a picket fence around it Butt that was awl an illusion Now weir living inn reality Butt weir gonna have a happy ending--you and mi Weal spend the weekend playing Eye hope it won't bee raining When whee go too the game with Dan Eye no yew think he's boring Butt this thyme don't ignore hymn Won't yew give hymn half a chance Know he's knot as fun as dad Butt there's good as well as bad Inn hanging on too yesterday I'm knot trying too replace hymn Guess I'm really trying too say Its knot Heaven butt its awl we've got Yew have too understand it Eye wanted Ozzie and Harriet With a picket fence around it Butt that was awl an illusion Now weir living inn reality Butt weir gonna have a happy ending--you and mi Together Eye no weal survive Rebuild hour lives together Won day at a thyme Its knot Heaven butt its awl we've got Yew have too understand it Eye wanted Ozzie and Harriet With a picket fence around it Butt that was awl an illusion Now weir living inn reality Butt there's gonna bee a happy ending Weight and sea Yes there's gonna bee a happy ending Fore yew and mi Yew better hurry fore the old school bus |
It's Not Heaven
Olivia Newton-John
Complexity: | 55 | Readability: | 49.03 | Sentiment: | 14 | Word Count: | 355 | Unique Words: | 153 |