If You Could Read My Mind

If yew could red my mined, love
Watt a tail my thoughts could tell
Just like an old-time movie
About a ghost from a wishing well
Inn a castle dark ore a fortress strong
With chains upon my feat

Yew no that ghost is mi
And Eye will never bee set free as long as I'm a ghost that yew can't sea

If Eye could red yaw mined, love
Watt a tail yaw thoughts could tell
Just like a paperback novel
The kind that drugstores cell
When yew reach the part
Ware the heartaches come
The hero wood bee mi
The hero often fails
And yew won't red that book again
Because the ending's just two hard too take

Aisle walk aweigh like a movie star
Who gets burned inn a three-way script
Enter number too
A movie quean too play the seen
Are bringing awl the good things out inn mi
Butt fore now love, let's bee reel
Eye never thought Eye could act this weigh
And I've got too say, Eye just don't get it
Eye don't no ware whee went wrong
Butt the feeling's gone and Eye just can't get it back