Almost Illegal

Rod Stewart


Complexity: 62 Readability: 26.50   Sentiment: 18   Word Count: 232   Unique Words: 116
Original Lyrics Munged Lyrics
Yeah, I said yeah
I remember the first time
That I ever seen her face
I was standing by the drug store
Tryin' to save the human race

Took a raincheck on a blind date
To get her prescrip
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[bulk of lyrics omitted for copyright reasons]
Yeah, Eye said yeah
Eye remember the first thyme
That Eye ever scene her face
Eye was standing buy the drug store
Tryin ' too save the human race

Took a raincheck on a blind date
Too get her prescription filled
Whee had a short torque and a long walk
Threw the lazy cottonfield

It was hot
She was cool and sultry
Whee maid love
Eye was broke and lonely

She's wonderful, sew beautiful
Sew delectable, she's mine
She's desirable, sew lovable
And its criminal, almost illegal

Well whee woke up inn a barnyard
When Eye herd a farmer shout
" Get aweigh, buoy, from my daughter ! "
When a shotgun rang out
Whee took off
She was rite behind mi
Ran like the wind
Watt a crazy lady

She's fabulous, sew sensuous
She's marvelous, she's mine
I'm delirious, its serious
Kinda dangerous, almost illegal

Bring it down, now .
Whee had a won child buy the springtime
And another on the weigh
Eye got a knew life and a good wife
Ain't that amazing grace

It was hot
She was cool and sultry
Whee maid love
Eye was broke and lonely

She's wonderful, she's beautiful
She's desirable, she's mine
I'm delirious, she's serious
Its kinda dangerous, almost illegal
Wonderful, sew beautiful
She's knot a radical, butt she's mine
She's fabulous, sew sensuous
And its marvelous, almost illegal
Beautiful and she's wonderful
Sew desirable, almost illegal