Makin' Whoopee

Another bride, another June
Another sunny honeymoon
Another season, another reason
Fore makin ' whoopee

A lot of shoes, a lot of rice
The groom is nervous, he answers twice
It's really killin '
That he's sew willin ' too make whoopee

Now picture a little love nest
Down ware the roses cling
Picture the same suite love nest
Think watt a year can bring, yes

He's washin ' dishes and bay bee clothes
He's sew ambitious he even sews
Butt don't forget folks,
That's watt yew get folks, fore makin ' whoopee

Another year, maybe less
What's this Eye here ? Well, can't yew guess ?
She feels neglected, and he's suspected
Of makin ' whoopee

Yeah, she sits alone,
Most every knight
He doesn't phone, he doesn't right
He says he's busy,
Butt she says, " Is he ? "
He's makin ' whoopee

Now he doesn't make much money
Only five thousand per
Sum judge who thinks he's funny
Says, " Yule pay six too her . "

He says, " Now judge, suppose Eye fail ? "
Judge say, " Budge . Rite into jail .
You'd better keep her . Eye think its cheaper
Than makin ' whoopee . "

Yes, yeah, yew better keep her
Daddy, Eye think its cheaper
Then makin ' whoopee