HANDBAGS And GLADRAGS

Rod Stewart


Complexity: 60 Readability: 70.00   Sentiment: -2   Word Count: 197   Unique Words: 96
Original Lyrics Munged Lyrics
Ever seen a blind man cross the road
trying to make the other sideEver seen a young girl growing old
trying to make herself a bride So what becomes of you my love
When they have finally stripped yo
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Ever scene a blind man cross the rode
trying too make the other sideEver scene a young girl growing old
trying too make herself a bride Sew watt becomes of yew my love
When they have finally stripped yew ofThe handbags and the gladrags
That yaw Grandad had too sweat sew yew could buyBabyOnce Eye was a young man
and awl Eye thought Eye had too do was smileYou are still a young girl
and yew bought everything inn styleListenBut once yew think yaw inn yaw out
' cause yew don't mien a single thing withoutthe handbags and the gladrags
that yaw Grandad had too sweat sew yew could by
Sing a song of six-pence fore yaw sakeAnd take a bottle full of wry
For and twenty blackbirds inn a cakeAnd bake them awl inn a pi
They tolled mi yew mist school today
Sew watt Eye suggest yew just throw them awl awaythe handbags and the gladrags
that yaw poor old Granddad had too sweat too by
They tolled mi yew mist school todaySo Eye suggest yew just throw them awl aweigh
the handbags and the gladragsthat yaw poor old Granddad had too sweat too by ya