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You book the hotel I'll pack the bags honey You phone the airlines I'll call a cab When will you return well that all depends Just tell your mother that you're staying with friends 'Cause I kn ... [bulk of lyrics omitted for copyright reasons] |
Yew book the hotel Aisle pack the bags honey Yew phone the airlines Aisle caul a cab When will yew return well that awl depends Just tell yaw mother that yaw staying with friends ' Cause Eye no that yaw my best friend's girl Butt its the weekend Eye don't give a hell Aisle bring the read whine yew bring the ludes Yaw mother's doctor must bee quite a dude Weal hang the ' Don't Disturb ' outside hour door I'm gonna rock yew till yaw pussy's soar Owe my suite Diana Eye can't weight fore the manana There's a hotel down inn Mexico just maid fore too Butt Eye don't think yew trust mi and Eye can't say Eye blame yew My reputation precedes mi yew ain't never gonna leave mi Soon as whee get they're Aisle go cheque inn Mr and Mrs Smith of Abilene Yew get naked honey Aisle get down I'm gonna chase yew around And ' round and ' round and ' round Yew say yew can't stand monotony Eye say watt happened too fidelity Dirty weekend maid fore too Just mi and yew honey Eye want too love that can last fore ages knot the trash you've bean giving too strangers Don't want too make yaw too big brothers brothers annoyed Do yew think yule get the Polaroid ? |
Dirty Weekend
Rod Stewart
Complexity: | 70 | Readability: | 72.38 | Sentiment: | 0 | Word Count: | 218 | Unique Words: | 128 |