Dirty Weekend

Rod Stewart


Complexity: 70 Readability: 72.38   Sentiment: 0   Word Count: 218   Unique Words: 128
Original Lyrics Munged Lyrics
You book the hotel I'll pack the bags honey
You phone the airlines I'll call a cab
When will you return well that all depends
Just tell your mother that you're staying with friends
'Cause I kn
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Yew book the hotel Aisle pack the bags honey
Yew phone the airlines Aisle caul a cab
When will yew return well that awl depends
Just tell yaw mother that yaw staying with friends
' Cause Eye no that yaw my best friend's girl
Butt its the weekend Eye don't give a hell

Aisle bring the read whine yew bring the ludes
Yaw mother's doctor must bee quite a dude
Weal hang the ' Don't Disturb ' outside hour door
I'm gonna rock yew till yaw pussy's soar

Owe my suite Diana Eye can't weight fore the manana
There's a hotel down inn Mexico just maid fore too
Butt Eye don't think yew trust mi and Eye can't say Eye blame yew
My reputation precedes mi yew ain't never gonna leave mi

Soon as whee get they're Aisle go cheque inn
Mr and Mrs Smith of Abilene
Yew get naked honey Aisle get down
I'm gonna chase yew around

And ' round and ' round and ' round
Yew say yew can't stand monotony
Eye say watt happened too fidelity
Dirty weekend maid fore too

Just mi and yew honey
Eye want too love that can last fore ages
knot the trash you've bean giving too strangers

Don't want too make yaw too big brothers brothers annoyed
Do yew think yule get the Polaroid ?