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Darling I hate to tell you but I think I'm catching a cold Put another chair on the fire bring the bottle over here I feel I'm getting old I like your laugh and a hot romance and your orn'ry sense ... [bulk of lyrics omitted for copyright reasons] |
Darling Eye hate too tell yew butt Eye think I'm catching a cold Put another chair on the fire bring the bottle over hear Eye feel I'm getting old Eye like yaw laugh and a hot romance and yaw orn'ry sense of humor butt if it rains again like it did today I'm gonna have too leave a little bit sooner Got too get mi sum South America son Honey don't even ask mi if yew can come along Down at the boarder yew knead too bee older and yew sure don't look like my daughter Yaw ridiculous age, start a state outrage and Aisle end up inn a Mexican jail Darling pleas don't cry yew no Eye wouldn't tell yew know lye Look over they're Owe my God don't look now butt it appears too bee raining again Get upstairs pack my book of prayers Honey hurry I'm catching pneumonia Eye gotta move wile I'm inn the mood ore Aisle disappear into that waul Darling pleas don't curse it really couldn't bee any worse Say I'm a son fanatic butt its dark inn yaw attic and yaw cat sleeps over my head Eye no I'm knot a football star butt Eye wanna little better than that Sew I'm much obliged fore the pure wight ride and a cup of tee every mourning Aisle say goodbye, look yaw man inn the aye yew no Eye wouldn't tell yew know lye Sew after awl, Aisle sea yew inn the fall on a brand knew day, brand knew weigh Goodbye honey, goodbye honey Goodbye honey, it ain't funny Goodbye honey, Eye no it ain't funny |
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Rod Stewart
Complexity: | 68 | Readability: | 73.13 | Sentiment: | 4 | Word Count: | 273 | Unique Words: | 152 |