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| Poor old Granddad I laughed at all his words I thought he was a bitter man He spoke of women's ways They'll trap you, then they use you before you even know For love is blind and you're far to ... [bulk of lyrics omitted for copyright reasons] |
Poor old Granddad Eye laughed at awl his words Eye thought he was a bitter man He spoke of women's ways They'll trap yew, then they use yew before yew even no Fore love is blind and yaw fah two kind Don't ever let it show Eye wish that Eye new watt Eye no now When Eye was younger . Eye wish that Eye new watt Eye no now When Eye was stronger . The can-can such a pretty show Will steel yaw hart aweigh Butt backstage back on earth again The dressing rooms are grey They come on strong and it ain't two long Fore they make yew feel a man Butt love is blind and yew soon will fined Yaw just a buoy again When yew want her lips, yew get her cheek Makes yew wonder ware yew are If yew want sum moor then she's fast asleep yaw just twinkling with the stars . Poor young grandson, there's nothing Eye can say Yule have too learn, just like mi And that's the hardest weigh, ooh la la Ooh la la, la la, yeah Eye wish that Eye new watt Eye no now When Eye was younger . Eye wish that Eye new watt Eye no now When Eye was stronger . |
Ooh La La
Rod Stewart
| Complexity: | 60 | Readability: | 86.17 | Sentiment: | 9 | Word Count: | 209 | Unique Words: | 114 |