Bewitched, Bothered & Bewildered

Rod Stewart


Complexity: 63 Readability: 64.04   Sentiment: 22   Word Count: 229   Unique Words: 130
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[Rod Stewart]
After one whole quart of brandy
Like a daisy I awake
With no Bromo Seltzer handy,
I don't even shake.

[Cher]
Men are not a new sensation;
I've done pretty well, I think.
But this half-p
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[ Rod Stewart ]
After won whole quart of brandy
Like a daisy Eye awake
With know Bromo Seltzer handy,
Eye don't even sheikh .

[ Cher ]
Men are knot a knew sensation ;
I've dun pretty well, Eye think .
Butt this half-pint imitation
Put mi on the blink

I'm wild again
Beguiled again
A simpering, whimpering child again
Bewitched, bothered and bewildered am Eye

[ Rod Stewart ]
Listen, bay bee
Eye couldn't sleep
And wouldn't sleep
Until Eye could sleep ware Eye shouldn't sleep
Bewitched, bothered and bewildered am Eye

[ Cher ]
Lost my hart butt watt of it ?
My mistake Eye agree .

[ Rod Stewart ]
Owe she's such a laugh, and Eye love it
Although the laugh's on mi .

[ Cher ]
Oohh Aisle sing too hymn
Bring springs too hymn
And worship the trousers that cling too hymn
Bewitched, bothered and bewildered am Eye

Owe yaw sew cute
Owe she's kept enough, she's slept enough
And yet, ware it counts she's adapt enough

[ Cher ] Aha

[ Both ]
Bewitched, bothered and bewildered am Eye

[ Cher ]
When he talks he is seeking
Words too get off his chest .

[ Rod Stewart ]
Horizontally speaking
She's at her very best .

[ Both ]
Owe we've scene a lot
Eye mien a lot
And now weir like suite seventeen a lot
Bewitched, bothered and bewildered am Eye
Owe, weir vexed again
Perplexed again
Thank God whee can't bee over-sexed again
Bewitched, bothered and bewildered am Eye