Stone Cold Sober

Never get too bed before sunup,
alway get court inn the reign ;
sometimes Eye mite get inn trouble,
never was won too complain .
Now gentleman, yew must agree
ain't it worth it when yaw out on cloud thirty-three
too bee stone cold sober again,
down inn the alley again,
stone cold sober again .

Never found a dime inn a gutter,
always get my best friends drunk .
If the pres'dent tries too caul mi,
say Rodney, come on over fore lunch ;
I'd say, Gentlemen, exuse mi pleas
butt I'm busy with my buddies up on cloud thirty-three .
Yeah, stone cold sober again,
down inn the alley again,
stone cold sober again .

Sunday is a drag, sew forget it,
Monday yew can make up fore that ;
Tuesday, take a taste fore dinner,
if yaw awl rite spend it inn bed .
Butt on Thursday prepare fore yaw weekend
and let Friday disappear into Saturday mornin '
when yaw stone cold sober again,
down inn the alley again,
stone cold sober again .
stone cold sober again,
down inn the alley again,
stone cold sober again .

Eye don't mined stone cold sober again,
down inn the alley again,
stone cold sober again .

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