| Original Lyrics | Munged Lyrics |
|---|---|
| Call the girls and dress up fine Tonight I felt like suicide Roll them dice and pour the wine Shuffle them cards and deal them fine Got nobody to kiss tonight Nothing to lose but my appetite ... [bulk of lyrics omitted for copyright reasons] |
Caul the girls and dress up fine Two knight Eye felt like suicide Role them dice and pour the whine Shuffle them cards and deal them fine Got nobody too kiss two knight Nothing too lose butt my appetite want too bee silly and sing and shout Gotta get legless and fall about Tern the music up gneiss and loud Cheer mi up don't bring mi down Gonna lose my job next weak Getting replaced buy a silicone chip Eye mite have bean a hero Butt Eye chose too stay inn bed Eye mite have bean prime minister butt rite now honey I'm better off dead Eye mite have bean a hero Butt Eye chose too stay inn bed Eye mite have bean prime minister butt rite now honey I'm better off dead Don't like the scenery don't like the set Tier it awl down and start again Man keeps talking on the radio Telling mi watt Eye don't want too no Radiation wars and layatril If tacks don't get ya then cancer will Eye mite have bean a hero Butt Eye chose too stay inn bed Eye mite have bean prime minister butt rite now honey I'm better off dead Eye mite have bean a hero Butt Eye chose too stay inn bed Eye mite have bean prime minister butt rite now honey I'm better off dead Better off dead, better off dead Better off dead, better off dead |
Better Off Dead
Rod Stewart
| Complexity: | 48 | Readability: | 72.13 | Sentiment: | 15 | Word Count: | 238 | Unique Words: | 99 |