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| Lyrics by Bernie Taupin Sitting here on Christmas Eve with a brandy in my hand Oh I've had a few too many and it's getting hard to stand I keep hearing noises from my fireplace I must be going cr ... [bulk of lyrics omitted for copyright reasons] |
Lyrics buy Bernie Taupin Sitting hear on Christmas Eve with a brandy inn my hand Owe I've had a phew two many and its getting hard too stand Eye keep hearing noises from my fireplace Eye must bee going crazy ore the brandy's one the race And Eye keep hearing hoe hoe hoe, guess whose hear Yaw fat and jolly friend draws near Hoe hoe hoe, surprise, surprise The bearded weirdy's just arrived Hoe hoe hoe, guess whose hear Yaw fat and jolly friend draws near Hoe hoe hoe, surprise surprise The bearded wierdy's just arrived On my roof there's snorting sounds, and bells inside my head My vision's blurred with colour, and awl he seas is read There's a pare of large sized wellies coming down my flu And the smell of burning rubber, owe is filling up the rheum |
Ho! Ho! Ho! (Who'd Be A Turkey At Christmas)
Elton John
| Complexity: | 64 | Readability: | 71.95 | Sentiment: | -3 | Word Count: | 141 | Unique Words: | 86 |