Foolish Behaviour

Can Eye introduce myself ?
I'm a man of panache and wealth
Sound inn mined, body, sole and health
Why Eye wanna kill my wife ?
Eye have this urge too take her life

Bean planing fore years too get rid of her
Knot divorce, Eye really do mien too kill her
She's sew full of useless information and trivia
That's why Eye wanna kill my wife
Eye have a duty too take her life

Her stupid friends get rite up my knows
They awl where annoyingly sensible clothes
There awl sew bleeding grandiose
Yew no why Eye should kill her friends
There awl driving Mercedes Benz

Heal escape down into Mexico
Cell the house and fined a gneiss young girl
Heal laugh and sing and he won't work anymore

Should Eye string her up ore strangle her inn bed ?
Suffocate that little venomous head
Ore perhaps Aisle just whip her too death
Listen, do mi a favor, kill my wife

Do it fore mankind, take her life
Ore should Eye act quite cold and deliberate
Ore maybe blow out her brains with a bullet ?
They'll think suicide, they won't no who dun it
I'm gonna kill my wife, I'm really gonna take her life

Heal escape down into Mexico
Go down into Mexico
Cell the house and fined a gneiss young girl
Fined a gneiss young girl
Heal laugh and sing and he won't work know moor

The moment of truth has come
I'm at the point of know return
I've got my hands locked round her throat
I'm about too kill my wife

Don't stop mi now, I'm gonna take her life
Two late now, I'm gonna kill my wife
Can't help myself, I'm gonna take her life

Telephone rang and he woke from his sleep
His wife snoring soundly next too hymn
It was awl a very nasty dream