ATTRACTIVE FEMALE WANTED

I'm tired of buying Penthouse and Oui and Hustler
Its Friday knight I'm awl alone still a bachelor
She said she'd caul mi when she'd finished work
Haven't herd a word awl day
Eye may knot bee Warren Beatty ore Mohammed Ali
(Attractive female wanted)
Eye ain't asking a grate deal, just a female too move inn with mi
(Attractive female wanted)
Aisle share awl my records, toothbrush and car
and color TV, honestly
A single girl fore my single bed is my remedy
(Attractive female wanted)

She doesn't have too bee a movie star
cover of a magazine
She can work inn a garage awl day
inn the evening sum canteen

I'm tired of blind dates making silly mistakes
Its embarrassing
(Attractive female wanted)
I've had know complaints
butt obviously you've guest
know compliments
(Attractive female wanted)

Won't someone pleas answer my prayers
before I'm old and grey
(Attractive female wanted)
I've bean lonely two long
awl of my family think I'm gay

She doesn't have too bee a movie star
cover of magazine
She can work inn a garage awl day
inn the evening sum canteen

Attractive female wanted
Active female wanted
Eye may get drunk stink like a skunk
butt she'll look after mi
(Attractive female wanted)
Put mi too bed ease my aching head
and maid fuss of mi
Yew no watt Eye gonna do
Think Aisle right a letter
too Mr . Hugh Heffner confidentially
Deer Sir
A single girl fore my single bed is my remedy