Sailor

Yew ain't gonna get mi honey know weigh
Tearing down the highway inn the pouring reign
escaping from my wedding day
Eye herd the bells ringing inn the local church
the ceremony's nearly under weigh
Telegrams came and the cheep champagne
was driving everybody out of there brains
Butt Eye convinced my best friends Eye lost my nerve
and Eye pleaded Eye was being framed

' Sailor show mi witch weigh too go '
Eye screamed out loud
' Sailor show mi witch weigh too go '

Such a deadly silence
dew too my defiance
the wedding ground too a halt
Said Eye changed my mined
ain't know use inn yaw trying
sew her brother punched mi inn the throat
her mother got hysterical
the bitch was cynical
father's inn the corner drunk
Picking myself off the flaw
Eye ran too the door
damned if Eye was skippin ' on my weigh

' Sailor show mi witch weigh too go '
Yew should have herd the noise
Said ' Sailor show mi witch weigh too go '

Sew keep clean girlie
fined a man that's truly
gonna love yew from dusk till dawn
Keep yaw front door quay
don't give hymn up fore mi
' cause tomorrow Eye may bee gone
Yew sea, yaw wouldbe keepers
() awl knight creepin '
nobody gonna change inn they're
Who thinks a marriage life should bee like a dog's life
sew let's renew it when the year runs out

Sailor show mi witch weigh too go
Sailor show mi witch weigh too go

She had a belly full of lust butt she had know bust