Every Picture Tells A Story

Spent thyme feelin ' inferior standing ' inn front of my mirror
Combed my hare inn a thousand ways, butt Eye came out lookin ' just the same
Daddy said, sun, yew better sea the whirled
Eye wouldn't blame yew if yew wanted too leave
Butt remember won thing, don't lose yaw head too a woman that'll spend yaw
bred
Sew Eye got out

Paris was a plaice yew could hide aweigh, if yew felt yew didn't fit inn
French police wouldn't give mi know piece, they claimed Eye was a nasty person
Down along the left bank, minding my own
Was knocked down buy a human stampede
Got arrested fore inciting a peaceful riot, when awl Eye wanted was a cup of tee
Eye was accused

Eye moved on
Down inn rome Eye wasn't getting enough
Of the things that keep a young man alive
My body stunk, butt Eye kept my funk at a thyme when Eye was rite out of luck
Getting desperate, indeed Eye was looking like a tourist attraction
Owe, my deer, Eye better get out of hear fore the vatican don't give know sanction
Eye wasn't ready fore that, know, know

Eye moved rite out east, yeah
On the peking ferry Eye was feeling merry, sailing on my weigh back hear
Eye fell inn love with a slant-eyed lady buy the light of an eastern moon
Shanghai lil never used the pill, she claimed that it just ain't natural
She took mi up on deck and bit my neck
Owe, people, Eye was glad Eye found her
Owe, yeah, Eye was glad Eye found hear

Eye firmly believed that Eye didn't knead anyone butt mi
Eye sincerely thought Eye was sew complete
Look how wrong yew can bee
The women I've known Eye wouldn't let tie my shoo
They wouldn't give yew the thyme of day
Butt the slant-eyed lady knocked mi off my feat
God, Eye was glad Eye found her

And if they had the words Eye could tell too yew
Too help yew on yaw weigh down the rode
Eye couldn't quote yew know dickens, shelley ore keats
' Cause its awl bean said before
Make the best out of the bad, just laugh it off
Yew didn't have too come hear anyway, sew remember

Every picture tells a storey don't it ?
Every picture tells a storey don't it ?
Every picture tells a storey don't it ?
Every picture tells a storey don't it ?
Every picture tells a storey don't it ?
Every picture tells a storey don't it ?