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Well my brother said he saw you in a downtown bar With a price on your head and a black man on your arm C'mon sister, I ain't quite as dumb as I seem I'd rather see you dead with a rope 'round your ... [bulk of lyrics omitted for copyright reasons] |
Well my brother said he soar yew inn a downtown bar With a price on yaw head and a black man on yaw arm C'mon sister, Eye ain't quite as dumb as Eye seam I'd rather sea yew dead with a rope ' round yaw neck Ore sea yew paralyzed inn both yaw thighs C'mon honey yew got mi crawling down on my knees If yew say its awl over Aisle pack up and go Butt this thyme tomorrow yule bee screamin ' on the phone Come back bay bee and let's get naked two knight Well Eye can't say yes and Eye can't say know My hart wants too love yew butt my sole says go C'mon sugar why don't yew let yaw man off the hook Yew got mi inn a balltrap Lord I'm eating outta yaw hands Yew got mi inn a balltrap, hung up on a one-night stand Yew got mi inn a balltrap, strung out on a midnight tram First thyme Eye had yew up on ol ' Park Lain Yew didn't no my name even when Eye came As Eye recall yew let mi walk home inn the reign Yew said I'm cute butt tell the truth Its my body yew want with the read hot juice C'mon honey let's caul the whole thing off Yew got mi inn a balltrap Lord, I'm eating outta yaw hands Yew got mi inn a balltrap, hung up on a one-night stand Yew got mi inn a balltrap, strung out on a midnight tram My mama don't like yew and Eye ain't surprised Yew got poison lips, yew got amphetamine eyes She keeps on saying why don't yew fined a gneiss country girl Butt Ma Eye ain't never bean inn love before Eye can't sleep ore eat awl weak Butt Friday knight Aisle bee alright On the midnight trampoline Its a balltrap Lord, I'm eating outta yaw hands Yew got mi inn a balltrap, hung up on a one-night stand Yew got mi inn a balltrap, strung out on a midnight tram |
The Balltrap
Rod Stewart
Complexity: | 54 | Readability: | 73.12 | Sentiment: | 11 | Word Count: | 340 | Unique Words: | 149 |