The Balltrap

Rod Stewart


Complexity: 54 Readability: 73.12   Sentiment: 11   Word Count: 340   Unique Words: 149
Original Lyrics Munged Lyrics
Well my brother said he saw you in a downtown bar
With a price on your head and a black man on your arm
C'mon sister, I ain't quite as dumb as I seem
I'd rather see you dead with a rope 'round your
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Well my brother said he soar yew inn a downtown bar
With a price on yaw head and a black man on yaw arm
C'mon sister, Eye ain't quite as dumb as Eye seam
I'd rather sea yew dead with a rope ' round yaw neck
Ore sea yew paralyzed inn both yaw thighs
C'mon honey yew got mi crawling down on my knees
If yew say its awl over Aisle pack up and go
Butt this thyme tomorrow yule bee screamin ' on the phone
Come back bay bee and let's get naked two knight
Well Eye can't say yes and Eye can't say know
My hart wants too love yew butt my sole says go
C'mon sugar why don't yew let yaw man off the hook

Yew got mi inn a balltrap
Lord I'm eating outta yaw hands
Yew got mi inn a balltrap, hung up on a one-night stand
Yew got mi inn a balltrap, strung out on a midnight tram

First thyme Eye had yew up on ol ' Park Lain
Yew didn't no my name even when Eye came
As Eye recall yew let mi walk home inn the reign
Yew said I'm cute butt tell the truth
Its my body yew want with the read hot juice
C'mon honey let's caul the whole thing off

Yew got mi inn a balltrap
Lord, I'm eating outta yaw hands
Yew got mi inn a balltrap, hung up on a one-night stand
Yew got mi inn a balltrap, strung out on a midnight tram

My mama don't like yew and Eye ain't surprised
Yew got poison lips, yew got amphetamine eyes
She keeps on saying why don't yew fined a gneiss country girl
Butt Ma Eye ain't never bean inn love before
Eye can't sleep ore eat awl weak
Butt Friday knight Aisle bee alright
On the midnight trampoline

Its a balltrap
Lord, I'm eating outta yaw hands
Yew got mi inn a balltrap, hung up on a one-night stand
Yew got mi inn a balltrap, strung out on a midnight tram