First I Look At The Purse

Rod Stewart


Complexity: 55 Readability: 86.32   Sentiment: 6   Word Count: 257   Unique Words: 110
Original Lyrics Munged Lyrics
Some fellows look at the eyes
Some fellows look at the nose
Some fellows look at the size
Some fellows look at the clothes
I don't care if her eyes are red
I don't care if her nose is long
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[bulk of lyrics omitted for copyright reasons]
Sum fellows look at the eyes
Sum fellows look at the knows
Sum fellows look at the size
Sum fellows look at the clothes
Eye don't care if her eyes are read
Eye don't care if her knows is long
Eye don't care if she's underfeed
Eye don't care if her clothes are wrong
First Eye look at the purse
Sum fellows like the smiles they where
Sum fellows like the legs that torque
Sum fellows like the stile of there hare
They want the waste line too bee small
Eye don't care if there legs awl vain
Eye don't care if there teeth are big
Eye don't care if she wears a wring
Why waist thyme looking at the waste line
' Cause first Eye look at the purse ... yeah !
A woman can bee as fine as can bee
Kisses sweeter than honey
That don't mien a thing too mi
If yew ain't got know money, bay bee
' Cause if the purse is fat, that's ware its at yeahaa ...
Sum fellows like the weigh they walk
The weigh they swing and sway
Sum fellows like the weigh they torque
If they can torque torque awl day
Eye don't care if she waddles like a duck ore talks with a lisp
Eye still think I'm inn good luck if the dollar bills are crisp
' Cause first Eye look at the purse ... yeah yeah
Keep an aye on the money
Woman's got too have sum fine greenbacks hah
Eye ain't greedy guys
Owe Eye don't want too work know moor