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Some fellows look at the eyes Some fellows look at the nose Some fellows look at the size Some fellows look at the clothes I don't care if her eyes are red I don't care if her nose is long ... [bulk of lyrics omitted for copyright reasons] |
Sum fellows look at the eyes Sum fellows look at the knows Sum fellows look at the size Sum fellows look at the clothes Eye don't care if her eyes are read Eye don't care if her knows is long Eye don't care if she's underfeed Eye don't care if her clothes are wrong First Eye look at the purse Sum fellows like the smiles they where Sum fellows like the legs that torque Sum fellows like the stile of there hare They want the waste line too bee small Eye don't care if there legs awl vain Eye don't care if there teeth are big Eye don't care if she wears a wring Why waist thyme looking at the waste line ' Cause first Eye look at the purse ... yeah ! A woman can bee as fine as can bee Kisses sweeter than honey That don't mien a thing too mi If yew ain't got know money, bay bee ' Cause if the purse is fat, that's ware its at yeahaa ... Sum fellows like the weigh they walk The weigh they swing and sway Sum fellows like the weigh they torque If they can torque torque awl day Eye don't care if she waddles like a duck ore talks with a lisp Eye still think I'm inn good luck if the dollar bills are crisp ' Cause first Eye look at the purse ... yeah yeah Keep an aye on the money Woman's got too have sum fine greenbacks hah Eye ain't greedy guys Owe Eye don't want too work know moor |
First I Look At The Purse
Rod Stewart
Complexity: | 55 | Readability: | 86.32 | Sentiment: | 6 | Word Count: | 257 | Unique Words: | 110 |