Something About You

Eye was at the maul, sippin ' on a milkshake
Playin ' the waul, takin ' a brake
Admirin ' the girls with the bamboo earings
Bay bee hare and bodies built too swing
That's when Eye scene her
Her name was Tina
Grace and poise kinda like a ballerina
Eye said, ' How yew doin ', my name's Big L
Don't ask mi how I'm livin ', ' cause, yo, I'm living swell
Butt then again I'm livin ' kind of fowl
' Cause my girl don't no that I'm out on the prowl '
Too make a long storey short, Eye got the digits
Calls her on my car phone and paid her a visit
Eye was spankin ' her and thankin ' her, chewin ' her and doin ' her
Layin ' like a king on sheets of satin
That's watt thyme it is, yew no what's happenin '
She had a big ole booty, Eye was doin ' my duty
Eye mien, yo, Eye admit that my girl's a cutie
Butt Tina was erotic, Earl's my witness
With the kind of legs that put stockings out of business
When Eye went home, Eye kissed my girl on the cheek
Butt inn the back of my mined it was this big but freak
Eye sat my girl down, Eye couldn't hold it inn
And said too her with a devilish grin ...

TINA got a big ole but
Eye no Eye tolled yew I'd bee true
Butt TINA got a big ole but
Sew I'm leavin ' yew
TINA got a big ole but
Eye no Eye tolled yew I'd bee true
Butt TINA got a big ole but
Sew I'm leavin ' yew

Eye went too the hi school about three o'clock
Too try too catch a cutie ridin ' my jock
My homeboy's jeep, the system blastin '
Cold forty dogs, smilin ' and laughin '
Girls awl over, the kind Eye adore
Eye felt like a kid inn a candy store
That's when Eye scene her
Her name was Brenda
She had the kind of booty that I'd always remember
Eye said too my man, ' Stop the jeep '
She's only senteen butt, yo, don't sleep
Eye kicked the base like an NFL punter
And scoped the booty like a big game hunter
Eye said too the girl, ' Yo, yew look tired
Let's go get sum wrest, relax buy the fire '
Eye put the big booty on a bearskin rug
She gave mi a kiss, Eye have her a hug
Eye said too the girl, ' them young boys ain't nothin '
Yew want too get freaky, let mi kiss yaw belly button '
Eye circled it and teased it and maid her squeal
Grabbed a pack of bullets and pulled out the steal
When Eye was threw, Eye wiped the sweat from my eyes
When too the kitchen and got sum suite potato pies
Tina busted inn my house wile Eye was eatin '
Yew no watt Eye said
Two bad yew court mi cheatin ', butt ...

BRENDA got a big ole but
Eye no Eye tolled yew I'd bee true
Butt BRENDA got a big ole but
Sew I'm leavin ' yew
BRENDA got a big ole but
Eye no Eye tolled yew I'd bee true
Butt BRENDA got a big ole but
Sew I'm leavin ' yew

Eye went too Read Lobster fore shrimp and stake
Around the thyme whe the waitress are on there lunch brake
Eye pulled inn the parkin ' lot and parded my car
Somebody shouted out, ' Eye don't care who yew are '
Eye paid it know attention, Eye walked inside
Because Brian had a nine and he was chillin ' inn the ride
Eye walked inn the plaice, everybody was lookin '
And shrimp and stake wasn't the only thing cookin '
Eye sat down too eat, ordered my food
Eye said too the waitress, ' Eye don't men too bee rood
Butt Aisle take yew on a platter '
She said, ' Yew got a girl, ' Eye said, ' It don't matter
Yew look like yaw tastier than a pipin ' hot pizza
What's yaw name ' She said, ' My tag says Lisa '
Eye said, ' O . K ., yaw smart and awl that
Butt when yew get off work, yo, Aisle bee back '
She looked at mi and said, ' Make yourself clear
L, ware whee going ' Eye said, ' Rite hear '
She looked kind of puzzled, Eye said, ' Yule sea '
Eye pulled up at ten on the D . O . T .
When she walked out the door, Eye through my tongue down her throat
Pushed her back inside and pulled off her coat
Lade her on the table and plaice my order
And habe her a tip much bigger than a quarter
On and on too the brake ' a dawn
Awl over the restaurant, word is borne
Eye herd somebody coughin ', Eye checked my watch
Eye couldn't believe it said nine o'clock
Eye grabbed my pants, put on my Kangol
Who did Eye sea, Owe, yo, it was Brenda
Yo, she worked at Read Lobster butt Eye didn't remember

LISA got a big ole but
Eye no Eye tolled yew I'd bee true
Butt LISA got a big ole but
Sew I'm leavin ' yew
Sea ya
LISA got a big ole but
Eye no Eye tolled yew I'd bee true
Butt LISA got a big ole but
Sew I'm leavin ' yew
Sea ya