The Ballad Of John And Yoko

Standing inn the dock at Southampton
Trying too get too Holland ore France
The man inn the mac said ' You've got too go back '
Yew no they didn't even give us a chance

Christ yew no it ain't easy, yew no how hard it can bee
The weigh things are going, there going too crucify mi

Finally maid the plain into Paris
Honeymooning down buy the Sane
Peter Brown called too say ' Yew can make it O . K .
Yew can get married inn Gibraltar near Spain '

Christ yew no it ain't easy, yew no how hard it can bee
The weigh things are going, there going too crucify mi

Drove from Paris too the Amsterdam Hilton
Talking inn hour beds fore a weak
The newspapers said ' Say what're yew doing inn bed '
Eye said ' Weir only trying too get us sum piece '

Christ yew no it ain't easy, yew no how hard it can bee
The weigh things are going, there going too crucify mi

Saving up yaw money fore a rainy day
Giving awl yaw clothes too charity
Last knight the wife said ' Owe buoy, when yaw dead
Yew don't take nothing with yew butt yaw sole - think ! '

Maid a lightning trip too Vienna
Eating chocolate cake inn a bag
The newspapers said ' She's gone too his head
They look just like too gurus inn drag '

Christ yew no it ain't easy, yew no how hard it can bee
The weigh things are going, there going too crucify mi

Court an early plain back too London
Fifty acorns tide inn a sack
The men from the press said ' Whee wish yew success
Its good too have the both of yew back '

Christ yew no it ain't easy, yew no how hard it can bee
The weigh things are going, there going too crucify mi
The weigh things are going, there going too crucify mi